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M0rd3kaI - Jun 13, 2016 11:47am, #267638

Thank you Mizz, appreciate the upvote

M0rd3kaI - Jun 13, 2016 11:47am, #267637

Exactly what I was going for, thanks man

M0rd3kaI - May 7, 2016 2:15pm, #267368

Thanks mate, the classical Spartan helmet worn by the troops of King Leonidas is quite amazing. appreciate the upvote and the comment

M0rd3kaI - Apr 25, 2016 1:07pm, #267261

Very clean look, I like it for more than because I'm in it. 5L

M0rd3kaI - Oct 20, 2015 8:24pm, #263484

Glad I could give ya a chuckle, never noticed the H looks so much like a W

M0rd3kaI - Oct 13, 2015 8:07pm, #263322

BUT... Thanks mate, much appreciated.

M0rd3kaI - Oct 13, 2015 8:06pm, #263321

To be honest... I did it because you called us a bunch of lazy weasels (Scared of the censor) just to show I'm not only still around, but still capable of holding my own, The Shivers has one that is not de-saturised, might want to check that one out too.

M0rd3kaI - Oct 11, 2015 4:23pm, #263300

That is a nasty play on words... Love it!

M0rd3kaI - Oct 11, 2015 4:21pm, #263299

I don't think I have seen this one, which pic of me did you use? Can't remember where it is from?! But fekit that one is good! 5L

M0rd3kaI - Jul 3, 2015 7:08pm, #261865

Can't help myself... *Quater* - you're missing an 'R' Well played though

M0rd3kaI - Jan 25, 2015 2:09pm, #259619

I'm 22 now since November RL, get your facts straight before posting my life stories here... 5virgins

M0rd3kaI - Nov 30, 2014 5:38pm, #258470

Geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezus... I can't even remember making that calendar... 5L

M0rd3kaI - Jan 26, 2014 11:12am, #252453

Yes... full of win... 5L! definitely

M0rd3kaI - Jan 26, 2014 11:12am, #252452

Yes... full of win... 5L! definitely

M0rd3kaI - Oct 29, 2013 7:02pm, #250713

Old poster, very much forgotten, no matter how bad...

M0rd3kaI - Oct 29, 2013 7:01pm, #250712

Thanks, much appreciated, and all locks are cheap, this one is just set apart from the rest for looking good.

M0rd3kaI - Oct 20, 2013 7:41am, #250508

Sad... but true... saw a picture where Kim Kardashian was crying and said she lost her earrings in the ocean... I pity her shallow needs.

M0rd3kaI - Sep 7, 2013 7:14pm, #249419

Nicely worded, thanks, appreciate it.

M0rd3kaI - Aug 21, 2013 8:36pm, #248899

LIES! Your moustache was a good-lookin' lad... Where was the beard Rerun?

M0rd3kaI - May 9, 2013 7:37pm, #245619

Mother of GOD... The first time I venture out into the main site with the intention of viewing and rating posters... and I'm met with this... I'll end my voting here, because chances of anything else being good enough to get 5L after this? Amsome...

M0rd3kaI - May 8, 2013 2:06am, #245596

If you don't die doing your duty then you have not lived a life worth living eh?

M0rd3kaI - Mar 17, 2013 2:27pm, #244385

Fcukin' A... 5L

M0rd3kaI - Feb 16, 2013 5:59pm, #243519

Thanks Space...

M0rd3kaI - Jan 22, 2013 4:06pm, #242738

Classic tactic, the enemy infantry will take too much time to hit and use too much ammo, so priority is given to MG gunners, Scouts, snipers, of course and then the chain of command (Officers, LT's, Colonels, Generals, etc)

M0rd3kaI - Dec 14, 2012 3:39pm, #241441

By the look on me face... the 'impressed' nature of myself is quite bleedin apparent... 5L to the b***sniffer'

M0rd3kaI - Dec 3, 2012 10:14am, #241181

I just see that the kid had some fun in the mud and piss of the animals of the land without worrying about his feet... so, everyone that is pessimistic... go step in some dog crap... 5L

M0rd3kaI - Nov 28, 2012 7:24am, #241004

OH LAWDY! Screw you Pwissy! Now I gotta get this screen cleaned! Can barely see through the coffee that squirted through almost every orifice on my face

M0rd3kaI - Nov 28, 2012 7:22am, #241003

Friggen LOL! 5L Lovin' this!

M0rd3kaI - Oct 18, 2012 3:36pm, #240048

Oh that is some funny wording! 5L +Fav

M0rd3kaI - Oct 14, 2012 5:55am, #239947

Pop this over at MotoFake please, 5L friggen-A

M0rd3kaI - Oct 1, 2012 9:30am, #239600

[Test] Lol, Never saw a White Pea**** before, nice one.

M0rd3kaI - Oct 1, 2012 9:28am, #239598


M0rd3kaI - Sep 23, 2012 7:18pm, #239343

Wow... astonishingly versed, exquisitely composed. Hat off to you sir. 5 very deserving Poodles.

M0rd3kaI - Sep 23, 2012 8:12am, #239318

Stevie-kins... She's been around here longer than you have... not a first timer by a long sh**... just sayin'... 5L Hallie

M0rd3kaI - Sep 14, 2012 5:24pm, #239160

I see what you did there. give me a sec and it's there as well. Thanks.

M0rd3kaI - Sep 14, 2012 5:23pm, #239159

I hope you're not referring to "touching" in the way I think you are... Thanks, appreciate it, dabbled a bit, but like the end result. Cheers Brethren.

M0rd3kaI - Sep 13, 2012 5:47am, #239118

Thanks Space, Appreciate it.

M0rd3kaI - Sep 12, 2012 7:42pm, #239108

Thanks Stevie, much appreciated. And glad to hear that mass of decay you call a heart is still moving. Cheers.

M0rd3kaI - Sep 10, 2012 5:20pm, #239059

Sounds All too familiar... 5L

M0rd3kaI - Aug 30, 2012 3:54pm, #238763

I see everything dear Gary... just not always payin attention to what I'm seein'... Pleasure

M0rd3kaI - Aug 26, 2012 7:13pm, #238714

What 'bout me?? no evolution for this monkey?? (5L Greeny, Great poster!)

M0rd3kaI - Aug 23, 2012 8:11am, #238641

LOL! I love it! and is it REALLY so difficult to distinguish between the SIMPLEST of terms?? And that, people, is how to contradict yourself in a poster! 5L

M0rd3kaI - Aug 18, 2012 4:52am, #238517

Airman!! if you don't mind to, upload this to MotoFake please?

M0rd3kaI - Aug 17, 2012 7:40am, #238503

A silver flute is nothing without a tune... even though you're out of tune... quite a bit... ear bleedingly out of tune... You still have a better tune than most.

M0rd3kaI - Aug 16, 2012 9:08pm, #238493

NO NO NO! You guys are all wrong, she's just craving attention and makes up acqusitions like this to get a response...

M0rd3kaI - Aug 16, 2012 8:57pm, #238492

I think I used a picture of you in your younger days too

M0rd3kaI - Aug 16, 2012 7:38am, #238462

That's an excellent way of looking at it, and thanks for the lions, greatly appreciated

M0rd3kaI - Aug 15, 2012 11:06pm, #238454

Thanks Space, appreciate it, even though one of the most interesting compliments when taken away from this pic.

M0rd3kaI - Aug 15, 2012 9:09pm, #238451

Thanks Rerun, I appreciate the approval and the gracious comment. I know it's a melancholy thought and depressive, but it seemed to fit when I made it. Thanks.

M0rd3kaI - Aug 15, 2012 9:07pm, #238450

Thanks Gary, I didn't know how it'll be accepted if it were to be approved in the first place... so far, better than expected. Thanks for the poodlions and the comment

M0rd3kaI - Aug 15, 2012 7:20am, #238433

Ah, the bike leads to the Mr. Peewee... ok, not what I intended, I meant the moss growing on it and it turned into a slightly more ambiguous thought after putting it down. Anyway... thanks Pwissy, much appreciated

M0rd3kaI - Aug 14, 2012 8:48pm, #238427

Well that's a compliment I was not prepared for. Thanks Gary, really appreciate it... as far as Peewee Herman goes... I don't know... never heard of him before now and google search gave me a tad of background... still can't say though

M0rd3kaI - Aug 14, 2012 6:35pm, #238418

Although 'QuotiFakes' are more often than not crap... the picture suits the quote. 5L from me

M0rd3kaI - Aug 12, 2012 8:25am, #238324

Yes, although busy with traditions. He'll be back in a few weeks in full swing. (Btw... 5L)

M0rd3kaI - Aug 11, 2012 7:16pm, #238318

... ... ... thanks for putting that dreadful image into mind... How am I going to sleep?

M0rd3kaI - Aug 11, 2012 6:31pm, #238312

Yes... yes I did... well, tired as I was, was still a nice day. Thanks Ug

M0rd3kaI - Aug 11, 2012 3:23pm, #238308

Just imagine 'it' gives you a hug...

M0rd3kaI - Aug 11, 2012 3:17pm, #238307

I love that I'm in them. 5L

M0rd3kaI - Aug 8, 2012 6:55am, #238211

For his safety I hope he was...

M0rd3kaI - Aug 8, 2012 6:55am, #238210

For his safety I hope he was...

M0rd3kaI - Aug 8, 2012 6:53am, #238209

Enjoying it as much as I can... Strawberry Cheesecake and tons more candy that I should legally be allowed helped get me through this weekend... now I crave gummybears...

M0rd3kaI - Aug 8, 2012 6:51am, #238208

I detest peanut b***er... however, that only means more for you, just eat it some place outside, I can smell that crap from a long ways away... gag reflex activating smell...

M0rd3kaI - Jul 28, 2012 5:00pm, #237802

So... Gorgeous piece of monkey fur & poo... will you let me drive such a classic if you were to have one again?? heh?? heh?? And yes... that is fully understandable... honestly I would have killed the someb****

M0rd3kaI - Jul 28, 2012 8:35am, #237783

You must mean "The mutilated corpse that used to be a boyfriend" geezus I wouldn't even let anyone close to the car if I had such a gorgeous piece of craftsmanship... [Ps. Who says it's from my fingers ;) ]

M0rd3kaI - Jul 27, 2012 1:56pm, #237709

Nice debate you have goig on here Prissy... I have to say, give me a '69 Camaro z/28 and I will lick my own poo to show you appreciation therefore... 5L

M0rd3kaI - Jul 26, 2012 7:52pm, #237645

Only people I'll allow to kill you is the regs and/or mods I know and love... and ICEMAN... shame really... Anyway, nice knowin' ya, see you at yer funeral

M0rd3kaI - Jul 26, 2012 2:00pm, #237630

I'm always alive... just looking at ye fair creations (i.e in the forums) Don't worry about the 50 bucks... just PM me his address and you'll get it back... and then some... at a fair price... of course ;) Thanks, appreciate it

M0rd3kaI - Jul 16, 2012 8:51pm, #237345

Oh, you know I do Pwissy... you know I do

M0rd3kaI - Jul 15, 2012 11:21pm, #237320

'Cause this is Kai, Kai's night There ain't no second chance against the thing with forty bananas, girl Kai, Kai's night You're fighting for your life inside a killer, poop thrower tonight

M0rd3kaI - Jul 15, 2012 5:39pm, #237318

Is it just me that noticed some letters being Italic and some not??

M0rd3kaI - Jul 13, 2012 7:54pm, #237234

I actually had you?? that's enough to count as a 'maybe'... now, where is the rat poison or my .22, I'll be the next Tugger (The ***ual innuendos that go through my head...) come hell or high water!! HAHAAA! MonkeyLOVE!

M0rd3kaI - Jul 13, 2012 12:36pm, #237221

I do all the same AND I'm a jivin monkey with better sunglasses and not n****........ screw it, just can't compare...

M0rd3kaI - Jul 13, 2012 12:36pm, #237220

I read that wrong... "I'll throw a brick at you"... I'm sorry...

M0rd3kaI - Jun 3, 2012 3:45pm, #235710

Nope, it sure as hell does not, thus you have a backup line in my case. 5L

M0rd3kaI - May 30, 2012 1:52pm, #235448

You called me an antique... you have your 'Abused' status back in full swing. Glad you could look past sarcasm. Pleasure for that, really was one of the better ones that day... Visit the forums if you have time, could use fresh meat like you there. Cheers

M0rd3kaI - May 29, 2012 9:44am, #235374

Thanks, and seems like we all have the same friends eh? I'll cash the lions in for beers if you have any leftovers, thanks ;)

M0rd3kaI - May 27, 2012 5:48pm, #235266

Sorry, you caught it all wrong!! noises coming from half of us will be similar to 'fap fap fap' or... wait... that was a trick question wa5n't it??

M0rd3kaI - May 27, 2012 7:25am, #235231

Approval I'd guess, Trying to prove that the abused is not as bad as the abuser makes out they are. (Ps, If you think I'm hating......... even that sentence drives me to a facepalm)

M0rd3kaI - May 26, 2012 7:07pm, #235211

You have pictures of me that exceed the line that I have... thus... You work for the police... I will deny EVERYTHING...

M0rd3kaI - May 26, 2012 9:50am, #235194

Captured my rare stoned/wtf face... congrats young one...

M0rd3kaI - May 26, 2012 9:34am, #235188

Ps, 5L for the truism.

M0rd3kaI - May 26, 2012 9:33am, #235187

2 tips: 1) Make sure Capslock is off. 2) space out the lines, try not to cram everything into one line, it makes a better statement to space them out. Check out "Tips on making a good Motivational" in the forums, might give you a few ideas.

M0rd3kaI - May 26, 2012 9:16am, #235186

Pleasure. Drop by the forums, meet up, introduce yourself and get a few tips on creating MotiFake posters that will last a lifetime

M0rd3kaI - May 26, 2012 8:43am, #235181

*Lots and lots of bacon* would've fit in better in my opinion...

M0rd3kaI - May 26, 2012 8:40am, #235180

Brilliant... Instant 5L

M0rd3kaI - May 26, 2012 8:38am, #235179

The memories of that ol' Coot... Well... He could tell a story twice... but you wouldn't notice it... good for naptime

M0rd3kaI - May 26, 2012 8:35am, #235178

You got it all wrong, the desk is closer to the seat and there is a mini fridge with energy drinks and a coffee pot on top of it... the nerve of newlings these days

M0rd3kaI - May 26, 2012 8:29am, #235177

A bit more thought and you might have gotten a good rhyme to go with the theme of "Mirror Mirror on the wall". Also comes quite close to #139567. Nice try though... 3L

M0rd3kaI - May 26, 2012 8:18am, #235174

Intelligence - Various fields and many routes. Some people, although ludicrously intelligent, simply struggle with logic and real world ways. You say they would... perhaps not so much.

M0rd3kaI - May 26, 2012 7:12am, #235171

Thanks Dy, Much appreciated

M0rd3kaI - May 26, 2012 7:10am, #235170

Diversity of cultures soon gathers multiple languages, thus... language barrier is set up. Hope that helps.

M0rd3kaI - May 25, 2012 7:16am, #235092

Thanks Hammy, I really appreciate the comment, and the fact that you took the time to read it. Thanks a lot Mate

M0rd3kaI - May 24, 2012 8:21pm, #235071

Ah Gary, another pin on my wall of inspiring people and comments. Thank you. Appreciate it beyond most of my petty beliefs

M0rd3kaI - May 24, 2012 8:02am, #235058

Yes, The title was spot on. The wording was also similar to the signs put up all around the zoo, you know how reverse psychology works with a bit of help from their local safety officer. And thanks, 'twas my job... I take pride in my job

M0rd3kaI - May 23, 2012 9:11pm, #235051

My job was to entice those little phuckers to lick it as well... if they die, the glass is scrapped, if they lived, it gets checked again

M0rd3kaI - May 23, 2012 8:03pm, #235044

Hmmm... not bad... Never knew you guys would find that Ph**o of me... really forgot about my time of being a Safety officer at the local zoo testing to see if the glass won't poison the local wildlife (By that I mean the objects visible as reflections)

M0rd3kaI - May 21, 2012 12:50pm, #234930

Thank you very much, Appreciate the comment

M0rd3kaI - May 21, 2012 12:50pm, #234929

Thank you very much, Appreciate the comment

M0rd3kaI - May 20, 2012 12:38pm, #234885

Thanks Gary, much appreciated

M0rd3kaI - May 6, 2012 4:02am, #234245

Thank you lady Vernon, much appreciated.